#1 I am, I know

I hate technology. I hate the internet. I hate comments. People. “Blogging.” Psh stupid. So just to get it straight, that’s not what this is. This is me in the dark. I’m like a night shadow, which isn’t a thing, because dark in the...

2’s not true, or is it?

Sorry about that, I was cranked.  Went to a thing at the armory, where the aesthetic was pure vampire and a toothsome Nosferatu really put me in the mood. Not to say anything I wrote above could be deemed untrue, but I’ll concede, I could have framed my opening...

#3 while I’m in the mood

You know who I can’t stand? Christians. “Throw them to the lions hahahaha.” Emperor Nero and Iggy Pop were really on to something with that catchy phrase. Marcy’s not a Christian. That’s something to be said for her. She’s losing...

4 and four-ward

So I walked to Andytown this morning and stood in line with the other masked comrades. I knew that commie coffee shop wouldn’t stoop to celebrate the national historic genocide, so cafe au lait was in the cards for me. But as the coffee burned my lips, I was...

5 alive O me O my

The wOrd On everyOne’s lips is OmicrOn. O my. O, is it? SO it seems, Out Of the darkness rises the big O, guaranteed tO be mOre frightening than the Delta triangle, mOre uncertain than AIDS in the 8Os, and mOre cOntageOus than the black death in and Of its very...